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Kinja'd!!! "Kake Bake" (kakebake)
04/12/2014 at 19:58 • Filed to: dreameanings

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I had a dream about a or two month ago in which I was pursued by aliens while in a Subaru WRC car. I didn't get to drive it, I hid in it. Anyhow, the head alien said this: "Not bad; fast transaxles, limited-slip Michaels and Swiss wheel-taxis." What did it mean?


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Kake Bake
04/12/2014 at 19:59

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Sounds like some street slang for drugs.

Are you sure he wasn't selling you Swiss Wheel Taxis Cocaine?


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > jkm7680
04/12/2014 at 20:01

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Pretty sure the Swiss Wheel Taxi is a sex act, actually.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > AthomSfere
04/12/2014 at 20:03

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I just consulted "Karma Sutra manual for beginners" It's there alright.


Kinja'd!!! Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower > Kake Bake
04/12/2014 at 20:07

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It means you're gonna be a famous wrc Co driver or something. Yeah.. That's it..

Or maybe you just lucked out and didn't get probed.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Kake Bake
04/12/2014 at 20:16

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you were being probed by aliens and they were playing a dream sequence built for you so you wouldn't wake up mid probing.


Kinja'd!!! LappingLuke > Kake Bake
04/12/2014 at 20:22

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You ate too much processed meat before bed


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > jkm7680
04/13/2014 at 00:42

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To me, Swiss Wheel Taxi sounds like a boutique cheese delivery service.

You call them up to request a fine wheel of Emmentaler for your dinner party and the service dispatches a delivery person to your location.


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > Timmy - MINI With a Big Blower
04/13/2014 at 00:47

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But I want to be the famous for being the first NASCAR co-driver.

Easy Left

Easy Left

Easy Left


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > LappingLuke
04/13/2014 at 00:51

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Well, you can't spell "bed" without "ed."


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > Aaron James
04/13/2014 at 00:55

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Well, it wasn't a stylish dream.

I guess their budget was lean.

But I looked rad, hiding in the back—

Of a WRC Subaru.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Kake Bake
04/13/2014 at 06:45

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The cheese is embedded with Crack Cocaine also?


Kinja'd!!! Kake Bake > jkm7680
04/13/2014 at 10:33

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I guess the ability to adapt to their customers' requests is what keeps them in business.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Kake Bake
04/13/2014 at 13:15

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Yep, You gotta adapt to what the people want.